Dream

I dreamed... that I lived in an old, run-down castle, and to feed myself and the others there, I would buy eggs for a penny apiece from the children who collected them from the chickens who minded the cannons. I specified that I would only buy unbroken eggs, as, invariably, any with bits of shell missing had four or five visible hungry chicks inside.

Not particularly weird, as far as dreams go, but I think the idea of chickens minding cannons is pretty funny. :)